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"the greatest and best band of the modern age" - Hipster weekly

"an earth-shattering performance" - Your Mom, last night

Our story

THE MISSING Inc. is founded on the principles of ignorance, toxic masculinity and pathological sarcasm. Their genre is best defined by throwing a vintage German language typewriter at the head of the nearest music critic. The degenerates met via a ‘Motörhead Road Baby Self-help Group’ - each having been recently informed by their mothers that they were conceived on tour by various members of the legendary band Motörhead.

Here are some fun facts about each member:

Lead singer and bassist, Tristan, attended Hogwart's (online) for Musical Performance and Defense Against the Dark Arts. All he left with was a fake British accent, proficiency with the minor pentatonic and the Extrasmellianus curse.

Lead guitarist, Josh (aka The Management) will manage your face with his sonic fist. His guitars cost more than the GDP of several small countries... put together, like added up, not counted separately and then averaged.

Rhythm guitarist, Gookie, has a name defined by Urban Dictionary as: "n.- A face made by lolling out the toung in a flat roll, puffing out the cheeks, and having bulging, crossed eyes". We believe the word 'tongue' is mispelled in this definition, but we cannot be sure.

Drummer, Todd (Raul) was raised by wolves in the forests of Estonia. His drum sticks are fashioned from the bones of his prey. Explaining his extremely high testosterone levels, he was born with 3 testicles (his twin brother has only one testicle).

Let the countdown begin...

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DicksOgraphy

The SoFISTicated EP

Released in August 2018 to critical acclaim (from all the moms), our initial, feable offering. We paid Eric Valentine millions of dollars to make this recording sound so lo fi, even though it was done in the world's greatest studios. Featuring Cisco - one of our founding members. Do you order your pizza with extra sausage?

albuMEN

Released in July 2019. A proteinaceous exploration of themes of alternative evolutionary scenarios, live action role play, demonic posession and malignant narcissism. Delicious and nutritious. Features Connor (aka Typhoon) on guitar - can you hear the Oasis influence?

MegaLomeinEar

Megalomania... Released in December 2020 to much confusion and the gnashing of teeth. A parable about a mutated sea otter exposed to microplastic waste and the incessant whining of Greta Thurnberg emerges from the deepest oceans to reek havoc upon a generic Asian metropolis. Who will save us from its noodle-based energy weapon?

No One Cares

Out now! Obstensibly overdue secondary to COVID (but largely because we couldn't be bothered), our next full length album - an artistic juxtaposition of uncompromising creativity with the acceptance of the fact that no one gives a crap (perhaps not even us). Taste a menu of Thai fishcakes, middle eastern salads and disaffected youth. Boohoo

the SIN EP

Coming soon. 7 deadly sins captured in 7 deadlier songs. Currently played in our live set (and thinking of recording this one live) - come check us out live to feel the heat! Don't tell Todd that we have actually written most of the next album too (but not showed him yet)... Will feature our new guitarist Gookie!

THE MISSING INC.

brought to you by label minora

get your TMI merch here:

Our story

DicksOgraphy

The SoFISTicated EP

albuMEN

MegaLomeinEar

No One Cares

the SIN EP

Photo Gallery (INsert stock images here)

Contact Us

We typically accept gigs in NYC, CT, southern MA area (but feel free to invite us out somewhere if you want us for your quinceañera, supermarket opening or seance etc.)

THE MISSING INC.

brought to you by label minora

get your TMI merch here:

Follow us on the Socials (p.s. suck it zuckerberg)

Our story

DicksOgraphy

The SoFISTicated EP

albuMEN

MegaLomeinEar

No One Cares

the SIN EP

Photo Gallery (INsert stock images here)

Contact Us

We typically accept gigs in NYC, CT, southern MA area (but feel free to invite us out somewhere if you want us for your quinceañera, supermarket opening or seance etc.)